I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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