my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
