I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Who died my cat blue again?
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