LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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