hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
