I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Randomize
