Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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