I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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