very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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