dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize