She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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