Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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