Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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