spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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