I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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