I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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