My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you will always have a special place in my vag
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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