all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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