she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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