Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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