Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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