Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
As shirtless as possible
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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