Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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