I look better un-naked...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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