But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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