Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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