I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
bring money and cleavage
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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