I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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