Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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