they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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