let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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