so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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