We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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