this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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