Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He better not be in your backpack
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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