belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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