I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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