went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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