the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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