He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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