I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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