Sponge bath it is.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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