didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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