he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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