i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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