You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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