the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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