what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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