you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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