i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she told me i tasted like america
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.