You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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