bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize