you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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