I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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