it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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