Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Randomize
